Old Victoria Side Show

It's time to play the music

It's time to dim the lights

It's time to meet the freaks in the Old Victoria Sideshow tonight

It's time to put on makeup

And strap the strap-on tight

It's time to raise the curtain on the the Old Victoria Sideshow tonight

Why do we always come here

It's such a ghastly sight

It's like a kind of torture

To have to party all night

To introduce our guest star

I guess we're here to do

So it really makes me woozy

That our washed up star is you

So why don't you get things started ...

It's time to get things started ...

On the most sensational,

 ejaculational

irritational

 flatulational

This

is

what

 we call

 The Old Victoria Sideshow!!!