Never Too Young To Die screening
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"To quote the back of the VHS box, Vanity and Stamos “must take on the maniacal hermaphrodite.” If that doesn’t pique your interest in seeing the movie, you’re probably dead. And they wrote that like it’s no big, unusual thing. God bless the 80s." - Comeuppance Reviews
In this James Bond parody, Velvet Von Ragner (Gene Simmons), an androgynous, leather-bound cross-dressing criminal genius sets out to finish off all of L.A. by contaminating the city's water supply. Standing in the way of his/her success is Lance Stargrove (John Stamos), son of undercover agent Drew Stargrove (George Lazenby), assisted by Danja Deering (Vanity) who has the requisite sex appeal for her job.
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